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Joke of the Day

"A Vegan and her Gluten-Free friend walk into a bar... and we only know that because it's the first thing they tell everyone"

"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"

"My teeth are so crooked they should run for office."

"Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha..."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."

"They say your memory is the first thing to go But I can't remember losing that"

"My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab."

"My neighbors have really overgrown trees in their yard and keep their curtains down all the time I think that's pretty shady"

"The Dalai Lama Walks Into a Pizza Shop... ...and asks says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""

"My friend took his grandmother to one of those health spas where tiny fish eat all the dead skin... It cost him $300, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral..."