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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"

"Facebook Genius, Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"

"I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21."

"16: I hate old people. Me: That's where you and I are different. 16: You like old people?! Me: No, I hate everybody."

"A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America. I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work."

"I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit... ...They caught me poaching eggs."

"Did you hear about the woman who doesn't like banker jokes? So if you take her on a date, you'd better not teller any."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!"

"Smells like carrots. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts."