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Joke of the Day

"My friend took his grandmother to one of those health spas where tiny fish eat all the dead skin... It cost him $300, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral..."

"Did you know there is going to be a spin-off from that old show touched by an angel It's going to be called Touched by a Priest."

"What do feminists and zookeepers have in common? Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone."

"Why did the ghost cross the road to get to the ""Other Side""."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... No Penis"

"School is like a boner, long and hard... Unless you're Asian..."

"INTERVIEWER: Any questions for me? ME: How do I access the WIFI? INTERVIEWER: I meant about the job ME: Is that all capital?"

"The only way an ice cream sandwich could get any better is if it was shaped like a titty."

"Why dont my dick work? Ive been punching it for a good half hour now, and it still wont get a job."

"Knock Knock! -Who's there? -I eat mop..."