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Joke of the Day

"They say your memory is the first thing to go But I can't remember losing that"

"I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror."

"First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling. Now, under assets you wrote ""like an onion"". Can you clarify?"

"I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films."

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."

"New to reddit so thought I'd start by sharing one of my favourite jokes. When is a pixie not a pixie? When he's got his head up a faeries skirt, then he's a goblin!"

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."

"What do you call a fire on the beach? Bernie Sanders"

"A guy walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"""

"""Babe, is it in?"" *""Yea.""* **""Does it hurt?""** *""Uh huh.""* **""Let me put it in slowly.""** *""It still hurts.""* **""Okay, let's try another shoe size.""**"