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Joke of the Day
"You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force."
Next Joke
"Age is just a number. (That roughly indicates how close you are to menopausing/getting super ugly/dying)"
"Reddit's future"
"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."
"What do you call a gassy greek? A Fartin' Spartan"
"What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other? Same time next month?"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest will blow you."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He needed to get that high score"
"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"
"Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them? So that only 90 kids will remember."