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Joke of the Day
"So I want to start a business of manufacturing ATM machines... .... I hope it pays off"
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"When you give someone a present, unless you say ""open it"", they're legally not allowed to look inside."
"I wish my thumbs had the power of Pandora. I would give people the thumbs down & they'd instantly disappear & be replaced w/ a better one."
"Lightbulb replacement..... How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one."
"Mazda's marketing slogan is ""We Build Mazdas."" They decided on it after rejecting others like: ""Mazdas Are Cars"" and ""Buy Mazdas With Money"""
"Wife: ""Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?"" ! Husband: ""Because I don't want to wake you."""
"Men are like a bag of chips They seem full at first glance but when you look inside you see it's mostly just air."
"I wish they made bar-stools with seat belts and dual side airbags."
"Where will you never find a hipster fish? The mainstream"
"When Balls Disappear What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear? Answer: You Blink Your Eyes."