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Joke of the Day

"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"How are butter and a prostitute similar? They both spread for bread"

"What do you call a religious bird? A bird of prey."

"No matter which doctor I go to for a general checkup, they all hit me on the knee. I think they get a kick out of it."

"I've invented a solar-powered still! It turns sunshine into moonshine. Credit: Quirk."

"Millions of people are killed every year because they didn't check behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."

"Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O? Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma."

"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."

"Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls."

"I asked a group of women if they found rape jokes funny. They all said ""no!"" But deep down I knew they really meant ""yes."""