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Joke of the Day
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
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"What do you call a dog in the library? A hush puppy."
"What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep? They count sheeple."
"What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject? The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to ""tell us about yourself."""
"What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House? Receiving heads of state."
"What's black and screaming? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"What do you call a pan-sexual man named Nick who works at a CD store? Pan Nick at the Disc Co."
"Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!"
"*a jerk tries to punch me but I catch it perfectly in my mouth and swallow him whole like a snake*"