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Joke of the Day

"Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? Said every dog ever."

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? 2:30."

"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"

"Teacher , How can we keep the school clean Teacher: ""How can we keep the school clean?"" Student: ""By staying home"""

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that need closure..."

"Will glass coffins be a success Clearly"

"You deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger."

"What do doctors do with the foreskins from circumcisions? Sell them to gay guys as chewing gum."

"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."

"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."