224537
Joke of the Day
"Did you know cat's are impervious to most rattle snake bites? Said every dog ever."
Next Joke
"""Changed the name on my iPhone to titanic. Now when I connect to iTunes it says the...... Titanic is synching"""
"If two vegetations are fighting... Is it still considered beef?"
"Where do they weigh whales? At the whale weigh station of course."
"My sensitive toothpaste can't stop crying."
"MOVE CHEESE!! Get out of the whey!! Credit to some youtuber."
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."
"Why doesn't Bono like Google? He still hasn't found what he's looking for."
"(x-post from /r/lotr) How many Nazgul does it take to kill a hobbit? Ten."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish."