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Joke of the Day

"What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!"

"Q: What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? A: Iceberg."

"When I ride alone with a random guy in an elevator I'll wait a sec then ask ""two man killing spree?"""

"What's your stand on renewable energy? I don't know about you, but I'm a Big Fan."

"What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident? Christopher Walken."

"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"

"I hate little dogs. I can only love dogs that could kill me."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won the award? He was out standing in his field."

"What do you call a rabbi with heart burn? Acidic Jew"

"Born again Christian I've never understood the term ""born again Christian."" Is that someone who goes to their mother and says, ""Mom, I'm going back in, and I'm not coming out until I've found Jesus."""