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Joke of the Day
"Strippers are a lot like magnets. They work by poles."
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"A closed mouth keeps it's teeth."
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"Tell a girl shes pretty 100 times she wont believe you Tell a girl shes fat once and she'll remember it forever cause elephants never forget"
"This girl just posted a status on Facebook which said:""F*CKING PHONE!!!!!!!!!"" Apparently, ""Can I watch?"" is not an appropriate reply."