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Joke of the Day

"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"

"Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road? To get to the other bribe"

"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."

"The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat"

"Why don't Baptist's have sex standing up? It could lead to dancing."

"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."

"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""

"out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don't get it?"

"You know what they say, ""liquor before beer, you still have a problem but cute rhymes make it less clear."""

"Why did Hitler REALLY kill himself? He got his gas bill"