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Joke of the Day

"I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back."

"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"

"I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich."

"Why will global warming eventually confuse women trying to reach orgasm? Because it will constantly be changing the position of the clittoral."

"What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? A flying saucer."

"I feel like a battery because I am not included in anything :("

"Handball :) Germany is now the handball European champion. But it seems it was the easiest win in Poland since 1939 for a german team."

"Me: Sweetie, I think these wireless headphones you got me are defective. Wife: Those are earmuffs."

"A political joke for Americans I'm voting for hillary"

"A new survey shows that 90% of men masturbate in the shower, the other 10% sing. Know what they sing? Yeah, me neither."