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Joke of the Day

"Handball :) Germany is now the handball European champion. But it seems it was the easiest win in Poland since 1939 for a german team."

"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"

"What are jokes about janitors called? Sweeping generalizations."

"Wait till the hamburglar finds out about money"

"I quit my job as a coffee shop manager The daily grind was just too much"

"How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter? There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!"

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"How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big ""W"" embroidered on her pyjamas !"

"Why should Donald Trump change his name to Donald Duck? Because he's a quack."

"An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***""Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!""*** Apparently she was giving me her number."