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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!"

"Q: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."

"I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our dicks out for haram babes"

"If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building... ...would you die because you ran out of HP?"

"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then i realized i was beating a dead horse. *i'll let myself out*"

"I don't see how someone could mourn the loss of a Chinese dictator. It just seems unbereaveable to me."

"I sit in the corner eating my tortillas completely confused by this salsa class."

"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"

"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."

"I dream of the day when automatic paper towel dispensers finally realize the human hand isn't 3 inches long."