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Joke of the Day

"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"

"It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them."

"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"

"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."

"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"

"I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"

"What is green and has wheels Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Little sister to brother in bed: ""Hey, you are better at this than Daddy."" ""Yes, Mummy says so too!"""

"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."