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Joke of the Day

"Did i tell you that someone hit me over the head with a power tool the other day? Minding my own business, then next minute BOSCH."

"The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control."

"If the lever on your toaster breaks off and your bread starts burning, can you pry it out with a butter knife? The answer may shock you."

"My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore"

"What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."

"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes? What you get served at KFC is original."

"Some patients are going to die, & you have to learn to accept that. It's just part of being an extremely bad chiropractor."

"Our FedEx guy keeps delivering diapers & formula but I didn't order any. And he cries when he holds the baby. Weird, huh?"