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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts."

"so i was walking down the street and this homeless guy was like ""hey! give me ten dollars."" and i was like ""got change for $100"""

"""Wouldn't it suck to be homeless? Come try it."" -- campgrounds"

"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"

"Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart"

"Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx"

"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."

"For my cake day, I have a short joke My penis."

"I had a jacket stolen from me tonight. My enemies will stop at nothing to keep me from maintaining a comfortable body temperature in style"

"Rent boat. Go out to sea. Find sperm whale. Tell him he's called sperm whale. Console sperm whale. Have fun with new whale best friend."