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Joke of the Day
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"
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"Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other."
"Why does Pinocchio tell lies? Because he's a fucking liar."
"I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all of the signs were there."
"Which elf likes to click pictures? sELFie"
"What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives? 1% milk"
"I bet Usher shows everyone to their seats at his concerts."
"What do you call a person with normal abs in a universe full of fat people Abnormal"
"My wife drew her eyebrows on a bit too high. When I told her, she looked surprised."
"Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore."