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Joke of the Day

"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."

"Bees aren't disappearing. Trump has been secretly deporting them because he thinks pollination is a hoax created by the Chinese."

"I just stopped at a yellow light to give myself a few extra seconds to craft this tweet."

"Two nuns went on a bike ride... ...and one says to the other, as they turn down a side street ""I've never come this way before!"" And the other replies ""yes! It's the cobblestones!"""

"According to the bloodwork I had done at my doctor's office, I'm 12 percent cake."

"Wanna hear a joke? 6to5"

"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They both have ripped assholes"

"What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol? La chaim-lich maneuver."

"What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever"

"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"