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Joke of the Day

"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."

"They're only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant."

"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."

"What does a hippie say when he runs out of weed? This music SUCKS!"

"GF Trying to Find a 32 Bit version of MS Office. ""WTF, there is no 32 bit version. They are all 64 bit or x86."""

"I've been really mad at my dad since he died... ...all he's done for the last 6 years is sit on his ash."

"Thanks but I don't need help in your store or any other store. I've been in a ton of stores. I know how they work."

"Why should Trump be careful of deporting Mexicans? It could go south so fast."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"

"If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side. That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning."