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Joke of the Day

"Why are a lot of Italians named Tony? Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, ""TO NY""."

"I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice."

"Have girl problem? Feel bad for you son. I live in Russia. Have 99 problems. Bear ate car. Wife ate bear. Son ate wife. I eat son now?"

"Poker No YouPorn I do not want to play poker, I'm at work."

"A man is being arrested by a female police officer The officer informs him, ""Anything you say can and will be held against you."" &nbsp; The man replies, ""Boobs!"""

"A black man and a feather fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The feather. The black man is stopped by the rope."

"""Can I pet your dog?"" ""Sure, but he can be aggressive."" [He pushes a pamphlet about the dangers of gluten towards me with his nose]"

"What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking! (JK ROLLING)"

"I may have witnessed the exact moment my high school became racist. It's when they changed all the blackboards into whiteboards. There's no way they could just chalk it up."

"My ex told me I'd never find another woman like her. nnI don't think she was expecting the high 5 and happy dance I did right after."