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Joke of the Day

"Catholic church must be serious. Everything with Mass has gravity, after all."

"Nobody knows how much work I put into looking only this fat."

"How many potatoes a day will make you fat? 00000"

"My friend went swimming in Egypt recently... I said to him 'you do realize your swimming in one of the longest rivers in the world!'. He didn't believe me though, he's in de nile."

"If Trump wins the election *Orange* is the new *Black*"

"Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work."

"How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire? They only wanna go down on her once a month"

"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""

"How did the sad mathematician kill himself? With a hypotenuse"

"Did you hear about... Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"