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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot, it's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what I did wrong."

"Does Batman make this look bad? [http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg) I personally think it's funny, but it is pretty fucked up."

"A vinter had twin ginger daughters. He named the first Rosay and the second Rose bee."

"Why does Sirius Black get all the girls? Because he's a real dawg."

"How do Africans carry Ebola? In large baskets balanced on top of their heads."

"2 guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks"

"Why did the balloon go near the needle? .... Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star."

"*opens new donut shop called ""The Gym""* You're welcome."

"Posting a Joke on reddit is like going to a bar... You see the same shit repeated every week, but you can't stop from yourself from going there."

"We could clothe the needy with all the extra fabric black dudes wear."