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Joke of the Day

"Pineapple & Semen Isn't it odd that pineapple makes semen taste good, yet semen makes pineapple taste like shit. Credit to Harris Wittels"

"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"

"What does the man say when he walks into the bar? ""Can I please get a drink?"""

"NFL No Fingers Left"

"I'm 25, which means I'm just as far from 10 as I am from 40. Although, in terms of money and maturity, I'm still way closer to 10."

"Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old."

"Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue"

"GET OVER HERE thunders across the bar as a harpooned rope impales a beautiful girl. The bartender smiles and shakes his head at Scorpion."

"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"

"To make a mistake is human. To admit a mistake is stupid."