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Joke of the Day

"Why did the balloon go near the needle? .... Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star."

"What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !"

"I always date mathematicians. That way when they ask why I'm breaking up w/them I can say DO THE MATH JERRY. Oh yeah & I always date Jerries"

"Your parents didn't even want you... You would have been a blowjob if your mom had change for that $20."

"Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!"

"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"Know who I really admire? Stephen Hawkins. He is confined to a wheelchair, cannot use his limbs or his voice... ...yet he carries on without making a song and dance about it."

"Create a Story Using One Word! Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! :)"

"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."

"The Viking God Thor comes to Earth... and spends all weekend shagging a woman with a harelip. On Monday morning he says to her ""I am Thor"". She replies ""you're thor, I can't even pith!"""