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Joke of the Day
"*opens new donut shop called ""The Gym""* You're welcome."
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"I heard that the factories in China will be close until the next GOP president. A liberal joke"
"Two muffins are in the oven. One looks over and says, ""Gee, don't you think it's hot in here?"" and the other muffin says, ""AAAAHHH!!!! A talking muffin!!!"""
"What's the difference between my bed and my imagination? You aren't naked in my bed."
"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"
"Russia: Why did the chicken cross the road? Ukraine: I don't know Russia why? Russia: To rescue oppressed Russian minority"
"Which is Reddit's favourite element? M'lybdenum."
"What do Germans look at on the internet? Danke memes"
"Many racist Trump supporters were stung by Clinton's speech calling them a ""basket of deplorables."" The rest had to go look up ""deplorable."""
"Did you know that in high school, Robert E. Lee was voted ""most likely to secede?"""