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Joke of the Day

"2 guys walk into a bar... the third one ducks"

"I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline."

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"

"How did the pepper end up getting killed? A salt with deadly weapon"

"Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream? Both are in *a la mode*."

"Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called ""Erectile Dysfunction""? No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came."

"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"A Texas woman found a snake head in a bag of green beans. Meaning someone will be finding a bean in their bag of snake heads."

"Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!"