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Joke of the Day

"How do Africans carry Ebola? In large baskets balanced on top of their heads."

"Brain walks into a bar. or maybe was his name Brian? No, it was like bill or brad or something. Anyways that dude had the best weed."

"People always complain that I'm ""out there."" [On the phone. To the cops. While I'm sitting in their birdbath.]"

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick in a girl's ass."

"Lindsay Lohan's personal chef is just a pinata full of cocaine."

"In the past, U.S.A. has had for president..... Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper."

"I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?"

"How do you know the high heel was invented by men? Who else invents things?"

"Joke of the Month What do you say when people tell you June is already over?"

"You're American when you go in to the bathroom, and American when you come out, but what are you while you're in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein')"