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Joke of the Day

"Someone really has to have a serious talk with birds about their pooping habits Do they really think we're gonna let that shit fly?"

"Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1? Because he doesn't have a brain"

"What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable."

"Two statisticians walk into a bar... What are the chances of that?"

"I once saw a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"The rape game... --Do you want to play the rape game? --No! --That's the spirit..."

"I broke up with my girlfriend today Now I need to buy that movie again!"

"What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews? A Doll Fiddler"

"Whats the worst part of eating 11 raw oysters out of your grandmothers vagina? Realizing you only put 10 in"

"What do male Jews say when they see an attractive female? Challah at your boy"