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Joke of the Day

"What do male Jews say when they see an attractive female? Challah at your boy"

"son ur mom told me u & ur gf broke up today? *puts hand on sons shoulder* if u had bought a pet falcon like i told u she woulda never left u"

"Pussy. That's it. Don't get it? No worries, me either."

"*lowers car suspension to look more gangster* *takes 12 minutes to ride over a speedbump*"

"My favorite pick-up line: Hey girl, my name is Tony. You know what that is backwards? Y not."

"A moderator walks into a bar.., [removed]"

"Did you hear the one about Ferguson? It's a riot."

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies? The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts..."

"If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark with gastritis that keeps throwing up people until they all have fun on the beach."

"Corrected: What do you call India's top TV Show? Dan Singh with the Sitars"