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Joke of the Day
"What do male Jews say when they see an attractive female? Challah at your boy"
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"*in an interview* Me: Tell me a time when you really struggled in your previous job. Applicant: 5-7PM po. Me: Applicant: 8PM. Me:"
"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishmen"
"My wife is a sex object I ask for sex, she objects"
"The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus"
"How do big yellow machinery fall asleep. they bulldoze"
"What's the difference between having sex while skydiving and a smelly vagina? Well, one's a kinky stunt..."
"I was at the doctor today and he told me he needed a urine sample, a stool sample, a blood sample, and a semen sample. So I gave him my underwear."
"Deja Vu When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."
"When you're feeling down just remember you are unique Just like everyone else"