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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews? A Doll Fiddler"

"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"

"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"

"Why was my other pillow jealous? Because I like to sleep around."

"i always struggle using sarcasm with kleptomaniacs they always take things. literally."

"why don't chickens wear underwear... Because their peckers on their face."

"I fall more in love with you each day, well, except yesterday. Yesterday you were really freakin' annoying."

"Why did the lion get lost? Because jungle is massive"

"Trying to argue via text is like Being Italian and talking with handcuffs on."

"Went to the car wash and asked for one of those Brazilian wax jobs everyone's been talking about."