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Joke of the Day

"The rape game... --Do you want to play the rape game? --No! --That's the spirit..."

"I lost two things today. My virginity.. ..and my job at the morgue."

"[NSFW]Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Dad: Because his wife died."

"[after putting a fake mustache on an elephant] FRIEND: You seen my elephant? ME: no FRIEND: [eyeing elephant] Maybe this fine gentleman has"

"*writing resume* Strengths? I'm great at multitasking *explosion in kitchen* My popcorn! *car crashes through fence* I forgot I was driving!"

"Bit of a dad joke - trains in jail Q. Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned? A. Because of their loco motives"

"What is the rapper's favorite bread? 2 Grainz"

"Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to ""air quote,"" I need to speak with you privately."

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

"Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident."