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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nun that sleep walks? A roamin' catholic"
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"""I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings... ...paralyzed and unable to talk."" - Bill Cosby I'll see myself out."
"By the time my father was my age he had amassed, like, 30 coffee cans full of screws. I have none. What have I done with my life?"
"There are 30 cows and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person."
"A-What's up? B(londe)-The ceiling..."
"(NSFW) She told me.... She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"
"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"
"I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night... He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*."
"Did you hear about the gangsta proctologist? Apparently he busted a capillary in someone's ass."
"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."