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Joke of the Day
"OMG guys just watched the news and those ""COEXIST"" bumper stickers totally aren't working :/"
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"In my opinion Scotland should be independent, otherwise Mel Gibson died for nothing"
"""And the Lord said unto John......."
"Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street? To get the Yolk Rite."
"A termite walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"
"I got addicted to eating deli meat right out of the refrigerator... But I decided to quit cold turkey."
"Weird scene in The Hobbit where Peter Jackson walks through the middle of the set and takes a 45-minute shit with the door open."
"We should give the Nobel Peace Prize to the person who figures out how to clap while holding a drink at a concert."
"I saw some guy stealing a gate last night... I thought not to shout at him cuz he might take a fence."
"What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!"