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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"

"I always keep two kinds of birth control available: condoms (cling wrap), and ""fancy"" condoms (condoms)."

"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."

"""Fight Fire with Fire!"" - motto of my town's least successful volunteer fire company"

"The best things in life are free. JK, they're carbs."

"A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi."

"Sir, you will have to stop masturbating. ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.."

"Could you Christian rock singers please invest in a thesaurus. I think God is fully aware by now that you think he is ""great"" and ""awesome."""

"Historically speaking, tanning under the sun first began in France during the bronzage."