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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Cock was on the other side!"
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"*Jesus comes into the house* Judas: Jesus, close the door! Were you born in a barn? *room gets super quiet* Judas: Uh right. I forgot. Sorry"
"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."
"Horses are very contrarian... No matter what you ask them, all they say is ""neigh."""