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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"
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"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
"Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed. A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge."
"the chipotle guy who never charges me extra for guacamole even though there's a big G on the foil. what are we?"
"A beaver was praying to God, and said... Oh goddammit"
"The Constitution of Japan Article 3. The advice and approval of the Cabinet shall be required for all acts of the Emperor in matters of state,and the Cabinet shall be responsible therefor."
"What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common? Both have a little Downy Jr in them."
"Quack Quack Who's there? A duck."
"I like my women like I like my... ...grades: covered in B's."
"Where does bees wax come from? Bees nuts!"