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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the type of hay made from oak leaves? Apparently it's OK"
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"What's the heaviest soup? One ton soup."
"Dear women, if you want men to look at your face and not your chest ..... Eat a banana!"
"Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart? A pick-axe"
"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"
"I knew my fantasies were getting worse But when I spanked a statue I knew I'd hit rock bottom."
"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 5, as my basement is still dark"
"What does Putin say during his new years speech? Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!"
"Me: You're the only one who truly gets me. Chipotle guy: What? Me: I said chicken. Chicken burrito."
"I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was."