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Joke of the Day

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shakin' for? Shes gonna eat me."""

"Cher puts out an album only covering Meatloaf. Title: Cher the Meatloaf"

"FYI guys: If a girl plays w/ her hair while talking to u, it means she has an itchy scalp, possibly lice. Stay away, it is very contagious."

"Your mama's house is so small. . you walk into her front door and find her backyard."

"I love how all the characters in kids shows are always SO thrilled while at work. Like Bob never gets pissed over a missing screwdriver."

"[party] What exactly does BYOB mean? ""Bring your own beer"" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat"

"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."

"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"

"This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys."

"[whole foods] WHITE GIRL: excus me do u hav pumpkin EMPLOYEE: (hands her a pumpkin) here WHITE GIRL: no no no. PUMPKIN. its a type of spice"