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Joke of the Day

"Subway is releasing a new Jared inspired sandwich to promote healthy eating in the jail! It's called the Hot Dick Sandwich and only comes in 9 inches."

"I went to the store today and bought a movie called ""Tiger Woods' 18 Greatest Holes"" When I got home, I was disappointed, it was about golf"

"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."

"A polish joke my grandpa told me: ""What happened to the Polish dog?"" He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap"

"Top 3 lies told by Wyoming cowboys 1) I own this truck. 2) I won this belt buckle in a rodeo. 3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"

"Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with ""America"" written on it."

"What do you call a miniature pension? Warhammer 401k"

"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"