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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"

"Why did Hitler's Bed'n Breakfast fail? The only thing he served for breakfast was concentrated juice."

"(Commercial for noses) *puts bump of cocaine up butt, turns to camera* ""If only there was a better way"""

"A group of crows killed an innocent person It really was a murder scene"

"Everyone's a contrarian these days... Well, except for me of course."

"What did the Eskimo lady ask her husband when they were having sex? Are you even Inuit?"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing and delivery"

"I've got two right here for ya Who are the easiest kids to pick on? Orphans. Who are they going to tell, their parents? Jews should feel lucky. They got their grandparents cremated for free!"

"I can fit the lyrics of the song 'Uptown Funk' into any conversation that I have... Don't believe me? Just watch!"