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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."
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"Four out of five dentists recommend brushing to deal with plaque. The other one recommends attaching a lion head to it."
"I was sailing a yacht with my stomach, abseiling"
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"Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I'll read 4 or 5 status updates and I'll cry, because they suck and I realize that I've wasted 2 or 3 minutes of my life."
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"If you say ""guess who died?"" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry."
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"I painted my computer black... thinking it would run faster but it just stopped working"