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Joke of the Day
"What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone? The screaming speed bumps"
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"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars ... His dad says , ""40 DOLLARS?! WHAT DO YOU NEED 30 DOLLARS FOR?!"""
"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"
"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."
"What does your s*** smell like? Freedom."
"Every baby deserves a fair shake."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!"
"Acquaintances: ""So what have you been up to?"" What I hear: ""Please explain yourself, we're trying to figure you out."""
"Stores and their non-secular agendas have switched from selling Christmas stuff to Valentine's Day stuff, completely ignoring Toyotathon."
"Every 60 seconds in Africa... a minute passes, you racist."