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Joke of the Day

"I use a wheelchair. Whenever I'm at a job interview and they ask me what my greatest weakness is, I always want to say, ""Stairs""."

"Q: What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change."

"Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards"

"If you're a guy and you shave your legs... you might aswell go all the way and shave your pussy."

"How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why."

"A Amish scientist..."

"What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands."

"Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!"

"Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes? Because two wongs don't make a white!"

"Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs? They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists"