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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him."

"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"

"I don't get computer-related jokes. ..not even a bit."

"What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break."

"If you ever feel lonely... just dim down the lights and put on a couple horror movies. After a while, you won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"What did the Jewish residents of Hiroshima shout when they saw the plane carrying the first atomic bomb? Enola - gai avek!"

"Did you hear about the African who loved Monday Mornings? He was a Monday morning kinda Gueye."

"Porsche designer... the most overpaid job in the world"

"What has holes in it, and travels down an alley? Batman: my parents?? Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!"