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Joke of the Day
"So, I hear Batman didn't turn up to the Christening .. Christian Bale."
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"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."
"How do you even get a permit to build a city on rock and roll?"
"George Carlin: Dead. Leslie Nielsen: Dead. Mitch Hedberg: Dead. Greg Giraldo: Dead. Dane Cook: A-Okay. God has some explaining to do."
"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""
"What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg? Irene."
"How did Napoleon eat his chicken? HE PULLED THE BONESAPART! Lol and a rock for yuhhhhh!"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"
"Aliens are in space right now watching all these movies where Tom Cruise defeats them, and they are laughing so hard one just peed a little."