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Joke of the Day

"George Carlin: Dead. Leslie Nielsen: Dead. Mitch Hedberg: Dead. Greg Giraldo: Dead. Dane Cook: A-Okay. God has some explaining to do."

"What is a guy with multi-tasking called? Husband."

"I spilled spot-remover on my dog... ...and now he's gone. :("

"I like my humor like i like my coffee Dark, bitter but satisfying."

"How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool"

"What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him? ""Wayne"""

"This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it."

"I couldn't find you any new tampons. but I managed to pull a few strings..."

"Q: A word that defines ""a quick, clever reply to an insult or criticism."" Sorry, this was ""a riposte""."

"What is irony? Irony is when something has the chemical symbol Fe."