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Joke of the Day
"How did Napoleon eat his chicken? HE PULLED THE BONESAPART! Lol and a rock for yuhhhhh!"
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"My uncle went on holiday to Ireland, but didn't have enough time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"
"Because telescopes work using mirrors... We'll never know if there are any space vampires."
"My wife says if this post gets thousand upvotes, we can do anal. I'm tired of the other posts. It's me in her."
"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"Sally Jokes Why did sally fall of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock? *who's there?* Not Sally."
"How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians."
"Are you African? [NSFW] Because you are a frican bitch. Zing~!"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to beat the room for being black and one to arrest the light bulb for being broke."
"Beef jerky is already so salty... I don't understand why they give you a salt packet in the bag."