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Joke of the Day

"I'm confused, if all these rappers really are the genuine article like they claim, then who are all these phonies they keep talking about?"

"children in the back seat cause accidents accidents in the back seat cause children"

"The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic."

"What's the difference between Black man, and Batman? Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin."

"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."

"Boss: you're late Me: traffic Carol: he was in his car taking selfies again Me: goddammit Carol, I will cut you"

"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, what else would you call him?"

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato."

"Dress to impress A buddy wanted to improve his relationship with his mother-in-law by ordering her a nice dress from France. Unfortunately, she woke up while he was measuring her with a ruler.."

"God *up on a chair, shrieking*: GET IT GET IT Mrs God: You know they're more afraid of you than you are of them *gently sweeps man outside*"