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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"

"I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France."

"Guess what New york is going as for Halloween? New Orleans!"

"What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar? ""Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"""

"Barely amusing Japanese joke Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan? Because in Japan, snakes are hebi."

"Who's the most self-centered Muppet? Beaker. All he says is ""Me Me Me."""

"I lay on the grass looking up at the clouds. 'That woolly one looks like a fist' I say, as Jack punches me again."

"Chemistry joke If you can't helium or curium, then you barium."

"Hi girl r u a beaver? Cuz dam."

"I've thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up."