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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron"
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"How did the gay wizard dissappear? He went with a poof!"
"*painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it."
"Safe sex is stupid. Safes can't get pregnant."
"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."
"""White Purr!"" - Ku Klux Kat"
"When you have to poop so bad it comes out just as you reach the toilet... That's the shit I don't like."
"How to make holy water You shake the hell out of it."
"Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O."