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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."
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"What would Donald Trump say if he was Mexican? 'WE NEED TO BUILD A RAMP!'"
"After winning the World Series, the city of Chicago is rioting So nothing seems to have changed."
"Shadow dancers begin making a mock hanging motion to Katy Perry's singing"
"Where should you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics? Not being retarded."
"""Your days are numbered!"" - inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment"
"""Mom, i'm in the hospital."" ""Jeremy, you have been a doctor for 8 years now please stop starting every phone conversation with that."""
"Q: Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? A: Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."
"Jokes About German Sausages They're the wurst."