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Joke of the Day
"What do you call siblings that play soccer? Umbros"
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"What is a Mafia enforcer's favorite game? Whack-A-Mole"
"I'm never gonna tell the person I'm meeting up with that you said hi."
"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? Cheez Waz."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? HE drank coffee before it was cool, man"
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"Viagra won't make you James Bond.. ..but it will make you Roger Moore."
"Muffins - for people who don't have the guts to order cake for breakfast."
"What does the weather do when Hitler's around? It heils."